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Wednesday, 10 September 2008

  • Roses are Red...

    I always find buying gifts (especially Birthday Gifts) for people a daunting task, partially because I'm indecisive as hell but for the other part, the annoying multitude of possibilities presented out of one's Budget. For some, sacrificing this Budget for the satisfaction of the giftee prevails, leaving both parties relatively happy, and one wallet extremely lonely, possibly a bank account. For the rest of us stingy/lesser off normal folk, the question of "How well do I know this freind?" usual rears its ugly head some time or another.

    Of course one could organise say a "group present" which most usually translates to "OI I can't be bothered to think of a gift so you with teh big ideas, go buy and gift and we'll pay you back" which caters for most of the people whom you are kinda freinds with and would've just met at that [one party/club for two seconds/the back of the lecture hall of some Macroeconomics lecture that you were about to leave] or just allows people to cut down on costs for presents. It does work for cooler gifts for closer freinds, and allows those "crushed" kids to show affection to their "admired ones" without seeming too full on and everything...though most of the time people are to lazy to even bother organising a group gift getting excursion (oh and the kids with crushes end up going it solo anyways to try to win the girl/guys heart, most usually ending up with a broken heart and wallet).

    I suppose the whole notion of "He/She got me the super dooper extra special fun Mysteriologicalistagical Kit so I should get him something decent or else I'll feel bad" comes into play for some people. Like if you gave someone say a  brand-spanking NEW NITENDO DS™ with like limited edition Pokemon stickers with laser engravings that activate into a realistic Pikachu when you call out its name (which you assign by a _ _ _ letter name) and you get in return a stick from a random tree then you have a right to feel damn pissed off! like RAGE RAWR AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! But sure ok, thinking about it in a more feasible way, say your freind wasn't so financially stable as you are (as they will all claim to be). Ok its the thought that counts. Does that then lead you to feel compelled to give them a "crappier" gift but perchance add more sentimental value to it?

    Of course, coming up with ideas about what to get can be a pain at times. For some people its pretty easy: they like the Wallabies, get them a jersey/ball/merchandise that they don't have. For others its  bit harder, say someone who loves music and desperately need a new electric guitar priced at $2k American..thats right the bitter green bills, but of course some compromise can be met, of course usually not involving the 2k guitar but maybe Alcohol to get him on the road to sucess =p. However, what do you do about those people you kind of know, know too well and already have everything you think is a perfect gift for em, and don't like alchie? Well my bottom line for everything:

    Names are given (often not chosen, but rather forced upon) as the person who has blessed or cursed us with our name has had a clear image of how we are percieved into this world. Isn't it then justifiable to give someone their name in gold?

    Thus if need to get Rose a gift, It would be easy to rack up a last minute birthday gift of [insert age here] roses. Same idea goes with Daisy =]. Or Lily, Petunia, Jewel, Heather, Jasmine, Alyssa, Violet, Tulip Dahlia, Myrtle...etc etc which just goes to show any girls with a flower as her name pretty much sets you in the gift giving scenario (if no other ideas come to you of course).

    Unfortunately not all a blessed, like my poor freind Nigel who had a turnout of 0 at his 18th birthday, yes even he wasn't there!

    And of course if you EVER even try thinking of giving me my name as a gift....oh dear i don't want to imagine why someone would give me such a  gift but if you do....

    SOME BODY GONNA GET HURT IN TEH JOHNSON
    And i think you know this person REALLY REALLY well



    I'm not gonna say who =p~!

     - JuN is preparing to dropkick anyone stupid enough to try and give the aforementioned "Voldermort"-esque gift

Monday, 08 September 2008

  • Universally Oblivious

    Ah yes, it has been a long time since i set foot upon this B-Universe (or for which of you would like to refer to as blogging) but alas! JuN hath returneth!!!

    For those of you who are still here and care, I suppose you are either bored out of your mind, actually care about my rants or stumbled into this page as a "404 page not found" substitute while looking at other more "interesting" things *cough pr0n cough* because maybe somebody hath just entered.

    Well I guess I'll amuse you as the significant figure peers across your shoulder to look at these very words I'm typing. N.B. This IS a true story, i did not put the airhead Asian chick, she WAS there believe it or not (ok its quite believable)

    One day i was working at the place where "Customers From Hell" tend to spawn aka Intencity Broadway and this asian chick comes up to me with 15 tickets that she's probably won from some stupid kiddies game that like spews out balls and you have to like catch it to get tickets right? So anyways this chick comes up to me and goes:

    Chick: *Points to Glass* Is that a water pistol
    ME: Yes
    Chick: Cool how many tickets is it?
    Me: 15
    Chick: I see....so I have 15 tickets here, do I have enough for a water pistol
    Me: I suppose so.....(wtf she's like 20, you got a brain in there or something)?
    Chick: So....what exactly do you put in a water pistol?
    Me: Um....water??? (nah you blody put coke in)

    And it was funny watching her boyfreind beside her, acting as though he was oblvious to her blunders but still didn't feel the need to step in to save his special lady from embarassment....ahh what are they teaching guys these days. Then again i take that comment back...he didn't say a word during the whole conversation...maybe he's as lost as she was =/ Seems like mankind is doomed at this rate.

    UNIVERSITY OF SYNDEY
    Feedback Survey

    NAME ______________________
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    [x] This Survey Is Lame
    [ ] Disagree
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    Ah yes....despite how you actually answered that, I'm kind of amazed at the notion of the whole feedback system for university courses. Face it, like most of us here are probably only doing our course so that we can just nd up with our $X hundred/thousand/million/trillion/cents Salary, so the last thing we'd care about is how "helpful we found the online experiences" (espicially when some courses didn't even offer online expereinces and still asked that question).

    Speaking of that damn uni thing....It is ZOMG Almost 1 A.M
    Which means that i'll get a measly....6 hours of sleep?

    Make that 5...i'll probably be tossing myself around
    Or maybe 4...DS calls......

    2?

    Nah screw it, not sleeping tonight, GG brain

    Anyways, time to bounce~!!!

     - JuN is getting pumped for Basketball by NOT SLEEPING RAWR!!!

Monday, 16 June 2008

  • I use Monster Reborn and Summon "XANGA-BLOG" IN ATK MODE!!! RAWR

    Haha yes...i suppose i had a random craving for blogging...blog is in the air ~!
    Hut yessums just lemme finish off this duel
    ...
    ..
    .

    RAWR take that nubcake!

    anyways yeh i suppose it has been a long time since I last blogged, and it always seem to blog during pre-exams or when i'm REALLY REALLY bored lol. For those who carez:

    TO DO SHIT FOR THE WEEK ENDING 16/06/08 (Exams)
        - Tuesday: Orgasmic..i mean Organic Chemistry - 9:20 (Pretty Set for ^_^!)
        - Wednesday: Human Biology (Anatomy and Phsyiology) - 9:20 (GG time to failz)
        - Friday: Basic Pharmaceuticals - should be alright but i dunno =/

    *YAWM* i mean *YAWN* that just reminded me of CORM lol
    typo? sometimes i do!!!! [link for those of you who are lost

    anyways GOODLUCK TO ALLS, i didn't really blog bout anything but at least if you've read this far then you thought that i have. I should be seeing ya all after exams since it shall be my BIRTHDAY WOOT! GO ME Finally hitting the Big 18th! (Suggestions on what to do would be gladly accepted =] ) Oh and GOODLUCK FOR YOU EXAMS IF YOUR STILL DOING THEM!!!!

    - JuN is ramboing his way through chem only to get backstabbed by bio

Thursday, 27 March 2008

  • Robbed =o

    Yeh so pretty much Intencity got robbed on tuesday,
    I was partially late so it was a bit :S but still
    pretty much two fags went away with 1.2k
    1 dude distracting my co-worker
    and 1 dude somehow getting the door pin combination and vault combination

    so yeh

    that was pretty lame

    oh and goodluck to ppl who need luck (me)

Sunday, 23 March 2008

  • Who is Driving for a bit?

    SO yeh, i'm chilling at the ZHOU's....i mean lex's hole and like were about to go k yeh?
    but who is driving??????

    kris: so.. it's 1:24am.. and johnsons done about 13 hours.. and hes about to drive.. should i be scared?
    johnson: SHUNN THE NON BELIEVER...of course not....i think...depends what intencity has taught me

    Lily: HAHAHAHAHAHA, JOHNSON IS CHILLING IN ALEX'S HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111

    o_0

    Anyway...

    We are eating popcorn and it is warm and tasty and full of fibre.

    Zhou: Im sleepy~~ scaarrfe aah

     i gotta caress it~~ ><

    kris: DUDE ITS MY~~~~~~ SCARF!!

    Scarf: AAAH, STOP CARESSING MEEE~!

    Johnson: YAY INAMINATE ASSUALT


    P.S no were not drunk...i think...not yet anyways...maybe on popcorn...who knows...damn those greater union ppl =S

    Now it's 1:25am. OH MY GOD. Sacrilege!